Clubhouse - For those with a radio face

My second week on the all-exclusive, invite-only audio app. No visual stimulation, with the inability to throw on filters and get sized by likes and comments - enough to turn off the majority of influencers. And, here's what I know so far.

1.People with like-minded interests, all within reach (only for iOs devices now). Clubs and rooms in #Clubhouse are topic-based, so you get to do hyper-focused networking with peeps you want to connect with. Great for podcasters looking for guests, bitcoin peddlers, creators looking for eyeballs, self-help gurus looking for clients or the brain-dead looking for ideas.

2. Gear up for glitches. Still at its beta stage, and bombarding. But developers are releasing frequent updates.

3. Sliding into DMs is not possible. You can follow clubhousers, like any other social platform, but the only way to communicate with each other is by entering a private (or public) room with them. DMs have to happen through Twitter and Instagram when you link platforms, and it’s relatively easy and straightforward if you don’t mind the extra step.

4. If networking is your goal in clubhouse, start off with smaller rooms (less than 30 people). Easier that way to not get overwhelmed. Gain followers, practice the Code of Conduct (below) and slay your way into the larger rooms.

5. General Clubhouse Code of Conduct: 

a) Introduce yourself (perfect opportunity to practice your elevator pitch)

b) Follow the Q protocol

c) Don't hog the mic ;)

d) Share substance

e) Stay on topic

f) Be grateful when someone makes you the moderator

g) Have tonnes of fun

6. So you’ve raised your hand, you’re invited as a speaker. Now what? Refresh the room by pulling down the screen, and check your position in the line. Respect the Q. 

7. Switching your mic on and off as a speaker is a common clubhouse signal - tells people you're interested to comment. After your 'mic blinking' stunt, wait for the moderator to call on you. Till then, keep your peace.

8. As a moderator, you’ll consistently come into contact with "topic derailees". Act quickly to get them back to the audience / block if necessary. A little guide that I used to practice as a radio presenter:

a) Acknowledge the comment

b) Educate the participant

c) End the interaction kindly, but firmly.

9. Enjoy some real-life, real-time filterless convos on internet. Now, who thought that could be a thing?